Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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