i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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