super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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