I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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