I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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