Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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