Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
