sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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