I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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