He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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