Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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