There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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