My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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