just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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