Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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