That's intense
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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