And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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