i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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