I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
