would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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