I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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