I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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