K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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