I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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