He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
