That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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