You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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