Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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