She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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