Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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