just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
