she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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