I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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