She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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