You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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