think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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