quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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