omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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