so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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