dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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