Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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