Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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