Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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