Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have aggressive nipples.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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