There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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