Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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