So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
third nipple confirmed
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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