i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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