make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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