Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The best revenge is premature balding
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Randomize
