everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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