we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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