but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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