I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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