Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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